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Pliny the Middle – Grumpy Philosopher Middle Child Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt

Pliny the Middle – Grumpy Philosopher Middle Child Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt

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Step aside, eldest wisdom and youngest chaos — Pliny the Middle has entered the chat.

This tee features a hilariously grumpy philosopher who’s clearly had enough of being overlooked, overshadowed, and under‑appreciated. With classic toga energy and unmistakable middle‑child angst, this design blends ancient history with modern sibling drama for a look that’s smart, sarcastic, and instantly conversation‑worthy.

Perfect for philosophy buffs, middle children, lovers of clever wordplay, or anyone who appreciates a good existential eye‑roll. Soft, comfortable, and printed with crisp detail, it’s the ideal tee for casual days, office banter, or your next symposium of sibling grievances.

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Product features
- 100% preshrunk ring-spun cotton.  Antique colors and Sport Grey: 90% ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.  Graphite Heather is 50% ring spun cotton, 50% polyester.  Heather colors: 65% polyester, 35% ring spun cotton. The color "Natural" is made with unprocessed, unbleached cotton, which results in small black flecks and plant fibers throughout the fabric
- Unisex fit for versatile styling
- Ethically grown US cotton
- Lightweight and comfortable
- Tear-away label for total wearing comfort

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

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