Collection: Kids and Baby

Your baby doesn’t care what they’re wearing—as long as it’s soft enough to drool on and easy to destroy. But you? You’ve got standards. This collection of baby clothes is for parents who’ve accepted the chaos and decided to dress it appropriately.  Great gifts for baby showers, birthdays, Christmas, Groundhog Day, or just for shits and giggles.

Each item is custom-made to order, so please allow 7-10 days for items to ship.